70+ Best Easter Puns and Easter Jokes to Crack You Up

70+ Best Easter Puns and Easter Jokes to Crack You Up

Easter 2021 is just a couple of days away and you can already see a great zing on the faces of people for its celebration. Though we celebrate Easter to commemorate the resurrection of Jesus Christ after his crucifixion on Good Friday, there is little to no harm in cracking yourself and others on easter by sending easter puns and funny easter jokes.

While the kids in your family ought to be on the hunt for Easter chocolate eggs and adults busy in celebration preparation on easter, you can compile some crankiest easter puns and funny easter jokes that will make sure everyone has the hoppiest Easter celebration. Check out the most intriguing Easter egg puns and easter bunny puns below and snap the best ones right away.

Who called it easter and not the Jesus Christ 2.0?

Eggs-cuse me miss? Could you give me some space to move on?

This easter I am going to take the pledge of eating eggs and eggs-ercise a lot to keep myself healthy.

Why ghosts don’t like to eat easter eggs? They are terri-friend of eating them.

Seems like everyone in the town is quite egg-cited for celebrating easter!

Instead of hopping here and there a lot on easter, you must stand still, bow your head, and pray to Jesus.

He was drinking like a mad man on easter, I simply carrot believe it.

Though easter is more of a religious festival, I like to listen hip hop to celebrate it.

Easter is such a fine day to take care of hare. You get to meet a lot of people and everyone will surely notice your appearance.

I don’t know about others but I am eggs-tremely excited for easter celebration.

Who called it easter and not hare care day?

Some-bunny should definitely do something about kids. They just ask for easter chocolate eggs all day long.

If you are not interested in giving any contribution to easter celebration planning, don’t yolk with me.

Somebody said to me that you easter jokes are quite bunny.

I am not in a mood to listen any eggs-cuses right now.

I haven’t seen any-bunny as romantic as you are.

You have certainly done an eggs-traordinary job for the easter celebration.

Why are you worrying? You should be hoppy that I am here to help you out.

Some-bunny is my family is sneaking on me while I am secretly preparing for the easter celebration.

I have reached to a point where I don’t carrot at all what others are saying.

I genuinely wish you have an egg-ceptional happy easter 2021 celebration!

Can you eggs-plain to me why my easter party guest list is not ready yet?

I just carrot believe she is going to wear the same dress as I have.

I am desperately hopping that you have a very hoppy easter!

Can you eggs-plain it to me, why did you eat all my easter chocolate eggs?

I am literally dying to know the history and origin of easter festival.

Some-bunny is quite crazy about you!

I am quite an optimistic person. I always look at the bunny side of the things.

It is your responsibility to make the easter celebration completely eggs-tatic.

I have been calling you since morning. Why are you egg-noring my calls?

Preparing for the easter celebration has eggs-hausted the heck out of me.

This easter I am going to dance with some-bunny who dreams about me only.

Hey, I am still hopping to go on a date with you.

Is my hare looking good? I am going to eggs-hilarte someone on easter with my stunning appearance.

The man sitting besides me was complaining till the end during dinner? He said there was a hare in his drink.

What is common between a easter bunny and a calculator? They both multiply rapidly.’

It is quite difficult to survive along in this world. Everyone needs some-bunny to love and beloved.

I am not going to let you eat all easter chocolate eggs until you give me eggs-plaination about where you spend all my money.

If you can’t hope well, at least hop well.

There is no bunny in the world who doesn’t love to gobble easter chocolate eggs.

What does the one bunny told to another bunny on easter? I hop you have an amazing easter!

The moment I came to know my hare is in terrible condition I immediately called saloon to get an appointment.

What is the most romantic thing a husband can say to his wife on easter? No bunny can look as sexy and beautiful as you.

Agree or not, you and both have egg-normous inclination towards yummy chocolate easter eggs.

I wish you all an eggs-celent easter and hopp-ful spring ahead.

If you can’t run, hop. But never stop.

After uttering the wedding vows, they lived hoppily ever after.

If easter is celebrated for the resurrection of Jesus Christ, isn’t it should be called eggs-surrection?

I want my easter cake egg-sactly the way I told you it to be.

If one gets excited seeing delectable easter chocolate eggs, that person should be called eggs-thralling.

The reason why I loose the eating competition because I got eggs-tremely scared of catching diarrhea.

Nothing is nothing greater than love of a friend. However, the love of friend with an easter egg chocolate is much better.

It was not such a happening easter party.Why are you eggs-aggerating the things?

You should eggs-ercise atleast twice a day after eating so many easter chocolate eggs.

Easter is all about hatching great plans and keeping your hare game to the T.

Don’t you like my arrangements for the party? Are you seriously egg-noring my easter celebration party?

I have made this flavorsome dish eggs-clusively for you. Don’t share it with others.

This guy can rib-tickle my funny bone anytime. He has such an egg-cellent compilation of fresh jokes!

More than white chicks, I like ebunny girls. They have hot buns.

The colorful easter chocolate eggs will surely make easter egg-citing for kids.

It is turning out to be such a bad hare day for me.

As I am a diabetic person, my mom strictly told me to be eggs-tra careful while eating chocolates on easter celebration. 

The reason why I don’t let anyone interfere in my easter party preparation is because I like eggs-treme challenges.

I sneakily eat all the pancakes made by my mother. Now I own him an eggs-planation.

It seems like I celebrated last year easter day, yesterday. I carrot believe it’s easter already.

To get quickly flexible for the easter celebration, you must take hare-obics classes right away.

Do you know why easter bunny hairs look so silky and smooth? Because he uses hare brush.

The party is about to begin and my hairs is still dry, I must use hare-dryer to get ready swiftly.

Don’t worry my dear! Some bunny will be there for you to celebrate easter together.

I just carrot withstand people who have bad hare even on easter.

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