The United States is the only country with a known birthday.

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Happy 4th of July! Drink until you see stars… and stripes!

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It’s Fourth of July weekend, or, as I call it, Exploding Christmas.

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America’s a family. We all yell at each other, and it all works out.

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If I have to lay an egg for my country, I'll do it.

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He makes me melt like a popsicle on the fourth of July.

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You get to cook outside, blow stuff up, wear shorts. Easter should be taking notes!

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If summer had one defining scent, it'd definitely be the smell of barbecue.

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Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn't block traffic.

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The United States is the only country with a known birthday.

James G. Blaine

Happy 4th of July! Drink until you see stars… and stripes!

Unknown

It’s Fourth of July weekend, or, as I call it, Exploding Christmas.

Stephen Colbert

America’s a family. We all yell at each other, and it all works out.

Louis C.K.

If I have to lay an egg for my country, I'll do it.

Bob Hope

He makes me melt like a popsicle on the fourth of July.

Darla

You get to cook outside, blow stuff up, wear shorts. Easter should be taking notes!

Jay Pritchett

If summer had one defining scent, it'd definitely be the smell of barbecue.

Katie Lee

Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn't block traffic.

Dan Rather