80+ Funny Father Day Messages, Quotes, Wishes 2022

80+ Funny Father Day Messages, Quotes, Wishes 2022

Funny Happy Fathers Day Messages: Fathers day is only a countable day and you must have started preparing for the big day in a full swing. It’s nice to make the father’s day celebration extraordinary for your father by doing umpteen special things like roping in meaningful gifts, planning a vacation, spending quality time at home, sending him touching fathers day greetings and the list go on. However, to give a perfect touch to the happy fathers day 2022 celebration, you must inculcate some humor into your preparation to make the vibes more crispy and amusing. As humor comes naturally and time is limited, we have rounded up the most funny happy fathers day messages and funny fathers day quotes from daughter and son that will force you to laugh like no one is watching. You can also download funny fathers day quotes and wishes as images for free.

Funny Fathers Day Messages 2022

Dear father, you have surely filled my life with utter happiness but you have balanced everything with your timely scoldings. I hope your balance of love for me will always be greater than the balance of my humiliation. Happy fathers day!

Hey dad, I have never forgotten to give gifts on fathers day. But why do you forget to bring a gift for me on my birthdays all the time? This fathers day I am gonna gift you memory pills. Wish you a happy fathers day!

Funny Fathers Day Messages 2022

On the auspicious occasion of father’s day, I want to thank my lovely for gifting me awesome headphones which I use when mom begins her blabbering. I owe you one dad and happy fathers day!

May your salary and bonus increase every year so that we can hop on to the international destinations for traveling instead of going to the home of grandparents every vacation. Happy fathers day to the best dad ever!

Dad, whenever you have tried to help me in my studies, I saved myself from just getting failed. I beg you to not help me in my studies ever and let me improve my grades with my hard work. Jokes apart, happy fathers day, dad!

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It is hard to acknowledge that you are a father of two smart kids. You still get furious over football matches and eat like burglars at night when mom sleeps. I love you dad and wish you a happy fathers day!

Dear father, on the auspicious occasion of fathers day, I wish you a lifetime of happiness but not money because that you have in heaps and I don’t want you to be greedy. Happy fathers day 2022!

Father, I must say you are the funniest person to have around but your jokes are ticking bombs when they are on mom and you crack them in front of her. Wishing you an exhilarating fathers day!

I have heard that a father forgets all the mistakes of his kids easily. Just want to tell you that I have exhausted your credit card limit for the father’s day celebration preparation. I hope you fume less anger and enjoy the party more. Happy amazing fathers day!

Being my father automatically makes you the world’s most terrific father because I am like the philosopher’s stone, whoever comes in my contact becomes famous. Wishing happy fathers day to my dashing and jolly father!

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Funny Happy Fathers Day Wishes To My Husband from Wife

You are no less than Santa Claus for your kids but you have become the most unromantic person for me. Like your kids, I also need your attention and pampering. Happy fathers day to my unromantic husband!

Funny Happy Fathers Day Wishes To My Husband from Wife

Hey husband, when was the last time you bring a gift for us or take us on a holiday vacation? You better plan something good for us on fathers day or we won’t do anything for the celebration. I still love you and happy fathers day husband!

Dear husband, you have entangled so much with our kids that you have completely forgotten you have a beautiful wife to romance and cuddle with. No more hugs and kisses for 3 months. Happy fathers day to my husband.

When you play with the kids, you become more notorious than them and make the whole house a big mess. I guess I should start taking all your salary in my hand if you increase my household work one more time. Sending warm wishes to my husband on fathers day!

I thank god every single day for not making our kids like you otherwise I would have been admitted to some mental hospital if they were notorious mischievous like you. God bless all of you and happy fathers day to my husband!

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Funny Fathers Day Messages From Daughter

Hey dad, I used to think mom uses my makeup products sneakily but you are the real culprit. May I know to whom you want to impress or should I tell the mom? Heartiest fathers day wishes to you dad!

Funny Fathers Day Messages From Daughter

Father, everything you have taught me till yet has been of no use. Thank you so much for wasting my valuable time and helping me in getting grace marks. Happy fathers day to my super-intelligent father!

Dear father, may the lord endows everything you deserve on fathers day but not the video games and your favorite whiskey bottle. You are way better and more attentive to us without them. Happy fathers day to my jolly father!

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Funny Fathers Day Quotes For A Friend 

Hey buddy, I genuinely wish your kids make every day of your life doomsday like you make ours in the office. Then only you will realize the pain we go through because of your preposterous targets and long meetings. Happy fathers day, friend!

May your kids and wife take away all your salary and incentives so we can ask them to give back your borrowed money. Because we know you will not return us the money in this back. Happy fathers day to my parsimonious friend!

On fathers day, I have nothing but deepest sympathies for you because your leave application and appraisal have been rejected. I hope you won’t receive the scoldings of your wife at home. Extending warm fathers day wishes to you! 

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Happy Fathers Day Brother In Law Funny Wishes

My dashing brother-in-law, since the day you have become a father, all your charm, good looks, and attitude have gone somewhere. Are my sister and nephews troubling you so much? Happy fathers day to my gullible brother-in-law!

A very happy fathers day to the world’s most annoying brother-in-law. You used to poke in my affairs all the time, your kids are doing the same with you and I am the happiest one to know that.

Hey brother-in-law, even if you haven’t married, I still wish you a happy fathers day because you have the sheer experience of taking care of your exes’ kids. May you have a jovial fathers day celebration!

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Funny Fathers Day Messages From Son

On such a sacred occasion of fathers day, I wish I don’t fail in high school like you and get rejected by all the beautiful girls. I know it hurts dad but I have to make my greeting funny. Jokes apart, happy fathers day to the coolest dad in the world!

May your hair grows as fast as your job promotion which simply means never. Happy fathers day to the craziest father from a crazy son!

Hey father, you are the one who brought outrageous happiness into our lives as well as unwanted debt and the casino bills. Don’t worry, I have cleared everything by selling your car. Have a great fathers day celebration, dad!

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Happy Fathers Day Brother Funny Wishes 

It fills every fiber of my body with immense delight when I see your bubbly kids giving your quite a hard time in life. Welcome to fatherhood bother and accept my heartfelt fathers day wishes!

The world’s most beautiful sister is wishing the world’s most frivolous brother a happy fathers day. You must be proud and thank god that you are my brother. Let’s rock your fathers day celebration!

To my loveliest brother, all the pocket money you snatched from me during childhood is getting back to me via my lovely nephews and nieces and you have no idea about that. I am more than happy to wish you a happy fathers day!

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Funny Happy Fathers Day Stepdad Wishes

One of the biggest advantages of having a stepfather is you can say to him “you are not my father so get out of my way” whenever you want. Jokes apart, sending heartwarming fathers day wishes to my lovely stepdad!

From the depth of my heart, happy fathers day to my caring and loving stepdad who keeps snatching everything away from me including my chocolate candies. May the lord soon takes you to hell!

Happiest fathers day to my compassionate and lively stepdad who is always invisible or lost when I need the support or guidance the most. Don’t worry, my mom will too become invisible when you need her for anything.

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Funny Fathers Day Quotes By Famous Personalities

Buying your kid a goldfish is a great way to teach them about responsibility for 24 to 36 hours. CONAN O’BRIEN

You can tell what was the best year of your father’s life because they seem to freeze that clothing style and ride it out. Jerry Seinfeld

Funny Fathers Day Quotes By Famous Personalities

Remember: What dad really wants is a nap. Really. Dave Barry

Dad… you were like a father to me. ETHAN TREMBLAY

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When you’re young, you think your dad is Superman. Then you grow up, and you realize he’s just a regular guy who wears a cape. Dave Attell

My 4-year-old son gave me a handmade card for Father’s Day. Maybe for Christmas I’ll draw him a picture of some toys. JIM GAFFIGAN

One father is more than a hundred schoolmasters. George Herbert

Dad, you’ve done a lot of great things, but you’re a very old man, and old people are useless. HOMER SIMPSON

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I gave my father $100 and said, ‘Buy yourself something that will make your life easier.’ So he went out and bought a present for my mother. Rita Rudner

The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents, the second half by our children. CLARENCE DARROW

My father used to play with my brother and me in the yard. Mother would come out and say, “You’re tearing up the grass.” “We’re not raising grass,” Dad would reply. “We’re raising boys.” Harmon Killebrew

You’re my children and I love you, but you’re all terrible at what you do here, and I feel like I should tell you. I’d fire all of you if I could. BOB BELCHER

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My daughter got me a ‘World’s Best Dad’ mug. So we know she’s sarcastic. Bob Odenkirk

I rescind my early statement, ‘I could never fall in love with a girl who regularly poops her pants.’ I hadn’t met my daughter yet. DAX SHEPARD

By the time a man realizes that maybe his father was right, he usually has a son who thinks he’s wrong. Charles Wadsworth

Having children is like living in a frat house. Nobody sleeps, everything’s broken, and there’s a lot of throwing up. RAY ROMANO

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Even though I’m proud my dad invented the rear-view mirror, we’re not as close as we appear. Stewart Francis

Fatherhood is great because you can ruin someone from scratch. JON STEWART

A father carries pictures where his money used to be. Steve Martin

There should be a children’s song: ‘If you’re happy and you know it, keep it to yourself, and let your dad sleep.’ JIM GAFFIGAN

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Father’s Day is important because, besides being the day on which we honor Dad, it’s the one day of the year that Brookstone does any business. Jimmy Fallon

The worst part about being a parent is when one of your kids farts and you have to pretend it wasn’t cool. ROB DELANEY

We wondered why when a child laughed, he belonged to Daddy, and when he had a sagging diaper that smelled like a landfill, ‘He wants his mother.’ Erma Bombeck

I was cesarean born. You can’t really tell, although whenever I leave a house, I go out through a window. STEVEN WRIGHT

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We wondered why when a child laughed, he belonged to Daddy, and when he had a sagging diaper that smelled like a landfill, ‘He wants his mother.’ Erma Bombeck

Four-year-old: Tell me a scary story! Me: One time little people popped out of your mom, and they never stopped asking questions. Four-year-old: Why? James Breakwell

Teenagers should be an affliction. Like, ‘Hey, Will, how you doing?’ ‘Man, I got teenagers. Simplex 2, man, Simplex 2.’ It takes everything you have to raise teenagers. WILL SMITH

I have always had the feeling I could do anything, and my dad told me I could. I was in college before I found out he might be wrong. Ann Richards

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My father confused me. From the ages of one to seven, I thought my name was Jesus Christ! BILL COSBY

When I was a boy of 14, my father was so ignorant, I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be 21, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years. Mark Twain

When I was a kid, I said to my father one afternoon, ‘Daddy, will you take me to the zoo?’ He answered, ‘If the zoo wants you, let them come and get you. JERRY LEWIS

We never know the love of a parent until we become parents ourselves. Henry Ward Beecher

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I’m so ugly, my father carries around a picture of the kid who came with his wallet. RODNEY DANGERFIELD

Sometimes I am amazed that my wife and I created two human beings from scratch yet struggle to assemble the most basic of Ikea cabinets. John Kinnear

Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain. MARTIN MULL

A father’s words are like a thermostat that sets the temperature in the house. Paul Lewis

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As each day passes, you grow older, weaker. I’ve been working out. Revenge is near. Happy Father’s Day. DAN CUMMINS

I never got along with my dad. Kids used to come up to me and say, ‘My dad can beat up your dad.’ I’d say, ‘Yeah? When?’ Bill Hicks

Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis. Jack Handy

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Men should always change diapers. It’s a very rewarding experience. It’s mentally cleansing. It’s like washing dishes, but imagine if the dishes were your kids, so you really love the dishes. Chris Martin

The quality of a father can be seen in the goals, dreams, and aspirations he sets not only for himself but for his family. Reed Markham