50+ Funny Self Love Quotes for Endless Laughter

50+ Funny Self Love Quotes for Endless Laughter

Funny Self Love Quotes: No care is bigger than self-care and no love is more profound than self-love. Many renowned philosophers and sagacious scholars have said that if you can’t love yourself totally, you can’t give love to others no matter how sentimental or big-hearted you are as a person. Practicing self-love is one of the most puzzling and daunting things to do for any individual because we all have been told to love others, do something for others, take care of others, but not of ourselves. To remind everyone of the utter significance of loving and caring for oneself, we have compiled the most inspirational and funny self-love quotes that will make you smile instantly.

Funny Self Love Quotes

Be the kind of woman that when your feet hit the floor each morning the devil says, “Oh crap, she’s up! »Unknown

Hey, A-D-D,” she called out to Claire, “come over and try these on. »Kimberly Derting

I’m too busy working on my own grass to notice if yours is greener. »Unknown

funny self-love quotes

It’s not your job to like me… it’s mine! »Byron Katie

Almost everything will work again if you unplug it for a few minutes, including yourself. »Anne Lamott

The virtuous will be sure to speak uprightly; but those whose speech is upright may not be virtuous. »Confucius

Low self-esteem is like driving through life with your hand-break on. »Maxwell Maltz

Love is funny like that. Love stays with us, whether we want it or not. »Heather Lyons

One advantage of being disorderly is that one is constantly making exciting discoveries. »A. A. Milne

I love it when you talk clean to me, quoting training manuals like sonnets. »Amanda Hocking

If it costs you your peace of mind, you’ve overpaid. »Rigel J. Dawson

It’s funny how the ugly duckling always has so many beautiful things to teach us. »Curtis Tyrone Jones

This is my cup of care. Oh, look, it’s empty. »Unknown

Wise is the fool who becomes a master at laughter. »Curtis Tyrone Jones

You’re always with yourself, so you might as well enjoy the company. »Diane Von Furstenberg

Your problem is you’re … too busy holding onto your unworthiness. »Ram Dass

I love doing stuff with Todd Barry and Jon Benjamin. We give the stage to good bands and funny people. »David Cross

Resting is a part of the process, even if it’s not a part of the plan. »Carley Schweet

funny self-love quotes

You realize you’ve been staring at me for the past five minutes? »Catherine Doyle

I am the only person in the world I should like to know thoroughly. »Oscar Wilde

I would love to write a mystery – a romantic, funny mystery. »Cecelia Ahern

Be loud about the things that are important to you. »Unknown

I am a queen because I know how to govern myself. »Lailah Gifty Akita

RIP to all the hours I spent explaining myself to other people. »Unknown

The real difficulty is to overcome how you think about yourself. »Maya Angelou

Weeds are flowers, too, once you get to know them. »A.A. Milne

We must not allow other people’s limited perceptions to define us. »Virginia Satir

There is a voice that doesn’t use words. Listen. »Rumi

Let’s begin by taking a smallish nap or two. »A. A. Milne

If you’re waiting for a sign, this is it. »Unknown

Be enough for yourself first. The rest of the world can wait. »Unknown

funny self-love quotes

When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. »Cathy Guisewite

A glowing woman can help other women glow and still be lit. »Unknown

I’ve finally stopped running away from myself. Who else is there better to be? »Golden Hawn

Strong women don’t have attitudes; they have standards. »Unknown

Yes, I am weird, weird is good. Normal is overrated. »Mad-D

If you’re searching for that one person that will change your life, take a look in the mirror. »Unknown

Care about what other people think and you will always be their prisoner. »Lao Tzu

Accept who you are. Unless you’re a serial killer. »Ellen DeGeneres

Every time you try to flirt with her, a puppy dies. »Maureen Johnson

In a society that profits from your self-doubt, loving yourself is a rebellious act. »Unknown

Faith is Hope on a treadmill. Love is the reason we stay on. »Solange Nicole

When you realize your self-worth you’ll stop giving people discounts. »Unknown

We must fall in love with yourselves. I don’t like myself. I’m crazy about myself. »Mae West

funny self-love quotes

Self-love seems so often unrequited. »Anthony Powell

It is not love that should be depicted as blind, but self-love. »Voltaire

You can’t put a price tag on preparation for a pandemic. »Richard E. Besser

If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question? »Lily Tomlin

I have an everyday religion that works for me. Love yourself first, and everything else falls into line. »Lucille Ball

I don’t wear the opinions of others anymore, I learnt to dress myself. »Nikki Rowe

God loved the birds and invented trees. Man loved the birds and invented cages. »Jacques Deval

Be a pineapple: stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside. »Unknown

It is astonishing how little one feels alone when one loves. »John Bulwer

You said she’s a senior? Babe we’re ALL crazy. »Cecily Von Ziegesar

A wise woman once said, “fuck this shit” and lived happily ever after. »Unknown

Above all, be true to yourself, and if you cannot put your heart in it, take yourself out of it. »Unknown

 funny self-love quotes

If you just stop and think, baby, honey, love is a funny thing. Whatever you put in, that’s what you expect to gain. »Jimmy Reed

I liked my face. Ethan liked my face. A lot of people liked my face. Besides, makeup was really just glorified face paint. »D.A. Paul

Sometimes when Sam’s pretending to be in love with me, my stomach does funny things.” “Well, get some milk of magnesia and stop it. »Libba Bray

I think everybody’s weird. We should all celebrate our individuality and not be embarrassed or ashamed of it. »Johnny Depp

Oh the wonders of being married. Put a gun in one hand and a woman in the other, I’m never sure who’s going to kill me first. »Michael W. Grimard

You have been criticizing yourself for years, and it hasn’t worked. Try approving of yourself and see what happens. »Louise L. Hay

18. Whether we are trying to buy a packet of chips or getting to know a person for a potentially important relationship, its nice to have an overview of what it/he/she contains. – Of A Sense of Self. »Amrita Sarkar

I love the sad songs with their maudlin, self-deprecating, almost funny lyrics. As an Englishman, they make a lot of sense. »Teddy Thompson

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don’t want, drink what you don’t like, and do what you’d rather not. »Mark Twain

People think, ‘Oh, I’m loving myself by sitting on this sofa for four hours.’ Love yourself enough to get up! »Alison Sweeney

Both humans and dogs love to play well into adulthood, and individuals from both species occasionally display evidence of having a conscience. »Jon Winokur

She held her hand out in front of her. “Wait.” “No,” I groaned and then cleared my throat. “I mean okay, I can wait. »Kenya Wright

We have put the painstaking and utmost effort into compiling these funny self-love quotes. They not only teach you the significance of self-love, self-respect, and self-compassion but also tickle your funny bone at the same time. Just go through all of the quotes thoroughly and pick the best ones which you can embrace and share with others as well. We genuinely wish our collection of funny self love quotes will surely bring much-needed humor to your life.