100 Sarcastic Love Quotes to Add Spice to Your Romantic Life

100 Sarcastic Love Quotes to Add Spice to Your Romantic Life

Sarcastic Love Quotes: Life and love without a pinch of humor are so lackluster. You cannot be in a perpetual state of love. Sometimes, you want to tease your partner, fight with him, make a mockery out of him, and do random shits as well. Sarcasm is a form of humor in which you communicate with a person by making fun of him and her, verbally or non-verbally. Though love and sarcasm barely go well together, however, without sarcasm, love will lose its spiciness. Once in a while, you can tease your better half by using sarcastic love quotes and add some quirkiness to your relationship. The more soulful and humorous your relationship is, the better the compatibility with your partner. In this post, we have chalked out some of the funniest sarcastic love quotes that you can use to make your relationship more crispy and interesting. All the below stated sarcastic love quotes can be used on a daily basis if you find the spark fading away.

Funny Sarcastic Love Quotes

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. » Groucho Marx

Romantic love is mental illness. But it’s a pleasurable one. » Fran Lebowitz

Sarcastic Love Quotes

The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced. » Frank Zappa

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. » Joan Crawford

sarcastic love quotes for him

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go. » Oscar Wilde

Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love. » Albert Einstein

sarcastic quotes on relationships

History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives. » Abba Eban

You know you’re in love when you can’t fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams. » Dr. Seuss

sarcastic quotes on fake love

I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception. » Groucho Marx

Real love amounts to withholding the truth, even when you’re offered the perfect opportunity to hurt someone’s feelings. » David Sedaris

sarcastic quotes on love and relationships

If you love someone set them free. If they come back, set them on fire. » George Carlin

People should fall in love with their eyes closed. » Andy Warhol

sarcastic love quotes for girlfriend

If you love someone, set them free. If they come back, he’s probably LK Advani Narendra Modi

Love; A temporary insanity curable by marriage. » Ambrose Bierce

clever sarcastic quotes about married life

Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence. » Ashleigh Brilliant

A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears. » Woodrow Wyatt

clever sarcastic quotes about life

If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you. » Groucho Marx

You can’t put a price tag on love. But if you could, I’d wait for it to go on sale. » Hussein Nishah

Sarcastic Love Quotes for wife

Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship. » Oscar Wilde

At the touch of love, everyone becomes a poet. » Plato

Sarcastic Love Quotes for husband

Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love. » Charlie Brown

Love can change a person the way a parent can change a baby – awkwardly, and often with a great deal of mess. » Lemony Snicket

I don’t suffer from my insanity — I enjoy every minute of it. » Sherrilyn Kenyon

Love, I’ve come to understand is more than three words mumbled before bedtime. » Nicholas Sparks

He has no enemies, but he is intensely disliked by his friends. » Oscar Wilde

It is easier to love humanity as a whole than to love one’s neighbor. » Eric Hoffer

I have never killed any one, but I have read some obituary notices with great satisfaction. » Clarence Darrow

Love is the answer, but while you’re waiting for the answer, making love raises some pretty good questions. » Woody Allen

Every time I look at you I get a fierce desire to be lonesome. » Oscar Levant

If you can stay in love for more than two years, you’re on something. » Fran Lebowitz

Don’t be humble… you’re not that great. » Golda Meir

Love is like a virus. It can happen to anybody at any time. » Maya Angelou

Calamities are of two kinds: misfortunes to ourselves, and good fortune to others. » Ambrose Bierce

Love is like war, easy to begin but hard to end. » Leo Buscaglia

His smile. His eyes. His lips. His hair. His laugh. His hands. His smirk. His humor. His weird face. » Unknown

Love is a two-way street constantly under construction. » Carroll Bryant

We love the things we love for what they are. » Robert Frost

A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears. » Woodrow Wyatt

My wife is really sentimental. One Valentine’s Day I gave her a ring and to this day she has never forgotten those three little words that were engraved inside » Made in Taiwan

The only true love is love at first sight; second sight dispels it. » Israel Zangwill

Love is sharing your popcorn. » Charles Schultz.

Love is blind – marriage is the eye-opener. » Pauline Thomason

Romantic love is a mental illness. But it’s a pleasurable one. » Fran Lebowitz

This is what happened in love. One of you cried a lot and then both of you grew sarcastic. » Lorrie Moore

Love is a lot like a toothache. It doesn’t show up on X-rays, but you know it’s there. » George Burns

Women need a reason to make love. Men just need a place. » Billy Crystal

I love being married. It’s so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. » Rita Rudner

Love is a lot like a backache, it doesn’t show up on X-rays, but you know it’s there. » George Burns

What’s the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? About 30 pounds. » Cindy Garner

The first draft of my vows, which I wrote the day after we got engaged, clocked in at around 70 pages. » Leslie

When you are missing someone, time seems to move slower, and when I’m falling in love with someone, time seems to be moving faster.​ » Taylor Swift

I’m sorry did I roll my eyes out loud? » Unknown

A smile is an inexpensive way to change your looks. » Charles Gordy

You repulse me the least. » Unknown

A man in love is not complete until he is married. Then he is finished. » Zsa Zsa Gabor

Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache. » Mae West

Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses. » Thomas Dewar

Love is a temporary insanity curable by marriage. » Ambrose Bierce

I feel so miserable without you, it’s almost like having you here. » Stephen Bishop

Being in love is the worst. I mean it’s the best, but it’s so hard and scary to open your heart to someone… But the point is, vulnerability is the key to happiness.​ » Amy Poehler

I never forget a face, but in your case, I’ll be glad to make an exception. » Groucho Marx

When you’re in love, it’s the most glorious two-and-a-half days of your life. » Richard Lewis

If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito » Reba McEntire

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. » Groucho Marx

Love has nothing to do with what you are expecting to get, only with what you are expecting to give – which is everything, » Katharine Hepburn

Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you’re in. » Richard Jeni

Love is a mutual self-giving which ends in self-recovery. » Fulton J. Sheen

Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them. » Bill Mahe

Sincerest love is the love of food. » George Bernard Shaw

I asked my dad once, ‘How did you and Mum stay married for 33 years?’ And he said, ‘Well, we never wanted to get divorced at the same time.’ » Gwyneth Paltrow

If you text ‘I love you’ to a person and the person writes back an emoji — no matter what that emoji is, they don’t love you back. » Chelsea Peretti

Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy but the Bible says to love your enemy. » Frank Sinatra

Admit when you are wrong. Shut up when you are wrong. » John Gottman

Marriage has no guarantees. If that’s what you’re looking for, go live with a car battery. » Erma Bombeck

My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met. » Rodney Dangerfield

Some women choose to follow men, and some women choose to follow their dreams. If you’re wondering which way to go, remember that your career will never wake up and tell you that it doesn’t love you anymore. » Lady Gaga

We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops. » Henny Youngman

Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. » Murphy’s Laws

You can’t have everything. Where would you put it? » Elbert Hubbard

I spent 27 years not being married, and I kinda got used to it. For the first year of our marriage, I still would give people gifts and write ‘Love, Carrie,’ and I’m like, OK, now I’m ‘Carrie and Mike.’ There’s two of us now. » Carrie Underwood

Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet service to see who they really are. » Will Ferrell

We have a couple of rules in our relationship. The first rule is that I make her feel like she’s getting everything. The second rule is that I actually do let her have her way in everything. And, so far, it’s working. » Justin Timberlake

Marry a man your own age; as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight. » Phyllis Diller

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he’s a baby. » Natalie Wood

I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met. » Steven Wright

Every once in a while I can catch a glimpse of her when she doesn’t see me looking, and I have this moment where I’m like, ‘If you only make bad decisions for the rest of your life, you made one really good decision.’ » Justin Timberlake

My friends tell me I have an intimacy problem. But they don’t really know me. » Garry Shandling

An archaeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her. » Agatha Christie